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As all the guys in the office love Kimbo Slice (See this FIGHT)

-and its Xmas time and we’re putting up Xmas decorations in the office including our Xmas tree. However, our sad little tree does not have an angel.

So someone suggested we put Kimbo Slice on top, which led to someone else suggesting make it xmassy, which led my TL to suggest I use my photoshop skills to make it so…

And I did!

Also made a whiter variation which, as there is alot more editing, looks worse.

After seeing this comic at work (On a lunch break obviously) We all started discussing other good names. We only got 2. But still…

• Dead and loving it.
• Bored stiff?

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Apparently on 30/10/2009, there were only 3 people using the flumes at the pool I do occasional hours at.
So, needless to say, the lifeguards up at the top of the flumes were very bored. More so than usual!
And we were too on 1/11/2009 – So we continued the genius work.

This is the result:

These were all created with cut flume tickets and stuck to the wall with water. Good times!

After a discussion last night with a mate from school who I met up with for a few drinkies, we came across the 4 step drunk guide.
This guide is based on toilet activities as its common ground for all blokes.

So,
Step 1 – Each time you goto the toilet, you pick out the same urinal cake and aim to make it dissolve.

Step 2 -You have to aim really well to hit the urinal cake. You also start to spit on it.

Step 3 – You can no longer balance correctly, but cannot use your hands as they are both having to hold your cock so you can piss on that damn urinal cake. You walk out of the toilet with a red mark on your head because you’ve been using it to prop yourself up against the wall.

Step 4 – You fell down stairs to get to the toilet. By the end, you’ve eroded the entire urinal cake.